sioneds:

Thank u calculator. Thank u for being a fucking useless cumstain of the blanket of life. A worthless piece of shit cretin that doesn’t even deserve my fucking hot steamy piss

sioneds:

Thank u calculator. Thank u for being a fucking useless cumstain of the blanket of life. A worthless piece of shit cretin that doesn’t even deserve my fucking hot steamy piss

(Source: sioneds)

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  • Things I should be doing right now: Cleaning. Dishes. Laundry.
  • Things I am doing right now: Drinking beer.

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wheredidthingsgoawry:

My absolute most favorite thing to hear in a conversation is “so, random question..”

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slutfang:

ma-legohouse:

'Βroken GIFS'

these are the single most terrifying things ive seen on this fucking website

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